I hope you appreciate what I do for you people. No, seriously, I was up until the wee hours of the morning working on this.
But, it was all worth it. I apologize if the text is small. Just enlarge, if you don't mind. This should be self-explanatory.
Also, while the Slender Man doesn't belong to me (it belongs to whoever created him on the Something Awful forums), this version of the Slender Woman and her story do belong to me.
Deal with it.